i have two moods:
1. everybody get the fuck away from me
2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me
there is no in between
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.