ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

(via epic-humor)

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

(via epic-humor)

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

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mackenzie-is-the-best-follower:

joetheblogger:

fluffybedsock:

sannguine:

gluten-tag:

pretentiousmusician:

peachpup:

this is the all time best post

Wat

I am all about giant dogs

the fact that like half of them are still trying to be lapdogs ~ bless

Giant dogges

I love puppies

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via cockismybusiness)

yalitquotes:

Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli

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twoidiotsin-love:

word-stuck:

Madrugada is the period between “the dead of night” and “early morning”, roughly 1 - 4am.

wait…english doesnt have a word for this??

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